3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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