I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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