i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
as a side note pls kill me
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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