She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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