awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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