Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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