my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
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The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
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Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
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