So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
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She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
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Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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