..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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