i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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