Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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