just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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