too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Boobs are out for the taking
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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