God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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