google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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