It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
there is glitter all over my balls
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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