physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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