you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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