Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize
