there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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