he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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