Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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