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Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
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