So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
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drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
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Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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