How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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