You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
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like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
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He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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