you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Ketchup is God's man juice
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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