Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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