i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
nutella sex= disaster
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
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Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
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I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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