I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
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I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
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make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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