I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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