Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
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