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is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
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He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
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btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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