Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
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i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
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You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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