she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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