I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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