Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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