Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Holy shit dude........stairs
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