no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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