I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
