Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
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I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
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Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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