I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
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He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
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True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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