I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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