So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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