She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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