He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
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I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
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And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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