Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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