I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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