Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
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He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
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Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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