Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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