He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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