dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Randomize
