Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I just made out with a guy for $7.
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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