You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
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Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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