Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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