ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
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I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
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The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
The feeling are messing with the penis
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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