found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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